Housewife dollz

Real Housewives reunion looks as Y2K pixel dollz. Eighteen housewives and Andy Cohen, each in a look she actually wore, at her real height, with the accessory from the photo.

What these are

I made these as placeholders for the homepage of Not a Friend Of, my Real Housewives tagline site. They start as gown and head sprites from EasyDoll, the old dollmaker site, and get edited pixel by pixel until they match a real reunion look.

Every choice traces back to something real: the reunion photo, the designer, the accessory she wore, her height. Andy wears his David Hart suit. Fun on the surface, sourced underneath.

The EasyDoll pieces aren't mine, so this site shows only finished dollz, accessories drawn from scratch, and diagrams. My own drawings replace the EasyDoll pieces over time.

How a doll gets built

Every doll has a build script that rebuilds her exactly. Each step below has its own section with the real code.

The cast

Every doll is shown at exactly 3x and stands on the same floor, so heights compare across a row. Wide gowns get cropped at the card edge instead of shrunk. The height grade says how good the source is, and the sources page explains every one.